She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
worst night to have a conscience
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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