then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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