my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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