How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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