its not stalking. its research.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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