do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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