IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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