Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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