im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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