I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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