if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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