I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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