If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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