Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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