the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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