Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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