I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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