I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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