You can't motorboat a personality
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
