Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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