somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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