Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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