I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
40s are totally the cure
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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