To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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