I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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