Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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