ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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