I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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