I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
