She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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