ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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