As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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