Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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