I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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