I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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