he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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