): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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