If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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