you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The Olympian is in my bed