you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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