So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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