Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Randomize
