My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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