if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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