I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
