It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
My vagina is officially offended.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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