Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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