I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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