Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.