I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".