the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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