Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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