Where is the hickey?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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