She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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