I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
