Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
