I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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